I Love Bentley Lyrics

I’m nice right now, man
I-I feel good
If you have a Busch light bottle
Would you please put it in the air?

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had one girl there
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 6, wake up at 8, go out to season then do it again
Man, I love Bentley

I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
Sip Rubinoff and drink Busch light bottles
On Thirsty Thursday at the Skellig
And I can get harry’s bagel pizza for 3.99

So fill up my cup, let’s get fucked up
I’m next on the table, who want what?
I am champion at beer pong
Allen Iverson, Hakeem Olajuwon

Don’t even bounce, not in my house on Milner
Better hope you make it otherwise you naked
Time isn’t wasted when you’re getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had one girl there
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 6, wake up at 8, go out to seasons then do it again
Man, I love Bentley

Man, I love Bentley, ay!
And I love drinking Busch light, ay!
I love Spring Day, ay!
Man, I love Bentley

I can’t tell you what I learned from GB 301, FI 305 or MG240 but
I could tell you a story or two, um
Yeah, of course I learned some rules
Like don’t pass out with your shoes on
(Get the Sharpie!)

And don’t leave 46 milner ’til the booze gone
(No, we’re not leaving)
And don’t have sex if she’s your facebook friend
When it comes to condoms put two on (that line is so dumb I’m not changing it… if anyone ever puts two condoms on they should get punched in the dick)
(Trust me)
Then tomorrow night find out you have a new assignment on blackboard
You just say, fuck it

Hold the bong, nothing wrong with some fun
Even if we did get blackout
Time isn’t wasted when you’re getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had one girl there
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 6, wake up at 8, go out to seasons then do it again
Man, I love Bentley

Man, I love Bentley, ay!
I love Busch light, ay!
I love Spring Day, ay!
I love Bentley

Now if everybody would please
Put their drink as high as they can
As high as they can
(As high as they can)
And repeat after me

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Seniors! Seniors!
Seniors! Seniors

Do something’ crazy! Do somethin’ crazy!
Do something’ crazy! Do somethin’ crazy!
Keg stand! Keg stand!
Keg stand! Keg stand!

(That party last night)
Man, I love Bentley
I love it!
(That party last night)
Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had one girl there
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 6, wake up at 8, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love Bentley

I’m really pumped to graduate!
My liver would fail if I just stayed here for the rest of my life.